Letter to the editor: MAGA lies pile up almost hourly now

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A new giant wave of MAGA/King Donnie of Orange lies breaks upon the American public almost hourly now.

But tariff inflation is coming. Walmart and Home Depot say they cannot continue to eat the tariff taxes. Those taxes will be coming soon to the American consumers. Some are already here.

Think beef prices have gone up? We have imported roughly 200,000 tons of beef from Brazil this year. In 2023, 35% of coffee consumed in the United States came from Brazil, making it the largest source of coffee for the United States. A tiny amount of coffee is produced domestically in Hawaii. 53% of the orange juice consumed in the United States comes from Brazil.

Donnie of Orange is angry at Brazil because they are properly prosecuting his compadre dictator wannabe Jair Bolsonaro for his Jan. 6.-type crimes.

Baby Donnie is so mad he threw a nasty tariff tantrum at Brazilian imports of 50%. So, MAGA, you have no basis to be angry over beef or coffee or orange juice prices rising. Just shut up and pay up. You voted for this chaos.

Tariffs are taxes paid by U.S. importers at U.S. docks to U.S. Customs to the U.S. Treasury's General Fund. The United States has no power to collect taxes from China or Brazil or any other country. It doesn't happen.

There will be labor shortages throughout agriculture (including Christmas trees) as Nazi nutter Stephen Miller carries out Herr Donnie's deportation agenda. So, by God, MAGA don't let yourself be replaced. Get out there at harvest time and regain your rightful jobs. Suck it up buttercup.

Lunatic Health and Human Services ( HaHa ) Secretary Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. continues to play Humpty Numpty. He is taking American health care and medical research through the looking glass. Soon we will be boiling "eye of newt and toe of frog" to cure cancer.

Recently terminated, one month into the job, Center for Disease Control Director Susan Monarez defied Secretary Brainworm and demanded fidelity to fact and science at the CDC. How dare she? Sorry, we can't have that in Crazyville. Replacing Monarez will be Deputy HHS Director Jim O'Neill.



Haha, again. O'Neill, along with right-wing extremist Curtis Yarvin and Vice President JD Vance, are acolytes of Silicon Valley billionaire Peter Theil, who believes in rule by the wealthy and powerful. Not a fan of democracy like, oh say, George Washington or Abraham Lincoln. You know, Americans. Remember them?

Anticipating less need for humans as AI and robotics assume our places on manufacturing production lines, Yarvin has advanced theories of eugenics (Darwinism or survival of the fittest) and euthanasia (the strong can do whatever they want). He has proposed turning unproductive members of society into biodiesel to power municipal buses.

Roadkill connoisseur Kennedy, an acorn who fell far from the tree of his Aunt Eunice Kennedy Shriver, founder of the Special Olympics, is poised to make good on plans to reduce America's world gold standard medical science and health research to, well, road kill.

Who needs euthanasia when you have anti-vaxxers?

HAVE A NICE DAY!!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!!!

 

Marty Ansley

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