Cutline Contest!

(photo by Mike Salsbury / The Chronicle)

Rev up your imagination and come up with the best cutline for this photo. A cutline is simple: What's happening in the picture?

Thing is, the challenge here is to write a creative cutline that goes beyond "Player swings and misses." Put yourself into the player's head and smell the laughing gas. Let's see what you all can come up with. Write the best one and I'll showcase it here.

Just post it in the 'comments' section of this post or e-mail me at cbreakey@chronline.com.